She stretched out, looking upwards and arching her back. She smiled as she waited for the pressure in her gut to move downwards, knowing that her stretch would do just that to the overly abundant meal she’d had not so long ago. Something inside of her surged, making its way towards her rotund rump, the crack of which barely poked out of the top of her black spandex leggings. The distinct gurgling noise emanated from her belly, which was neatly rounded out beneath her, still burdened from her consumption of such rich foods from before.

She felt her insides tremble as something slithered through them, an audible grumble coming from her as she awaited with great anticipation the final result of her stretch. She arched herself a little more to help ease the tension downward again until finally-

*bbblllfffrrrrrpppllrrrgglllrrrrrrtttt!!*

She sighed with relief as her white butt cheeks jiggled in the spandex, a loud gulpy sound smattering against the material as the six seconds of fetid flatulence casually blasted out of her. It was only the first of many, but it always felt so good to her. Another low grumble cued her to arch her back in the opposite direction, now appearing to curl up on herself as another hefty burst of gas hissed out of her and through the material once more.

*bbbsssssshhhhhrrrrrrpppttt!!*

Almost as lengthy as her first one, her nose picked up on the heavy stench of something akin to a honey-coated cow carcass, the rotten meat mixing in with something sweet and delicious. It almost made her mouth salivate a little had it not smelled so foul. Her butt crack began steaming with yellow gas leaking out, something she was sure would have made another resident awfully jealous.

She looked over at her spectator, her winning smile still across her face. She felt herself blushing a little, catching sight of her friend’s cleavage - not that she did much to hide it. Her white dress was still quite regal, and she wore an excessive amount of golden jewelry, but there was no denying that she had a rocking bod and would willingly flaunt it when giving the opportunity. She was posed with a finger at her chin while her other hand clutched the blue staff she always wielded, keeping it ready to go at a moment’s notice.

She was, after all, a goddess.

“And that’s one of the basic poses of yoga,” the pale-skinned woman said in a calming voice.

The green-haired goddess smiled and clapped her hands together. “Oh wonderful!” she declared. “I must admit, Wii Fit Trainer, it’s a delight to have you teaching me these exercises! But umm…does it need to involve such gas?”

The trainer laughed as she rose up from her pose. “It’s only natural, Palutena,” she commentated.

"Natural? Believe me, anything that can be used as a weapon could hardly be considered 'natural,'" Palutena retorted. "You've seen what Wario can do with his! It's so...nasty!"

Wii Fit Trainer simply chuckled. "It is natural," she insisted. "The body relaxes itself in yoga, and the muscles loosen up, even the glutes and the sphincter. It’s much more frequent to end up letting out a little gas during these exercises - we even have a pose called the ‘Wind-Relieving Pose’ because of that.”

Palutena chuckled, her jewelry jingling along. “Alright, that’s fair,” she said. “But don't expect me to go letting anything loose like that!"

"True," Wii Fit Trainer smiled. "You've got full control over your insides, don't you?"

Palutena pouted at Wii Fit Trainer. "What's that supposed to mean?" she asked.

The trainer merely waved her hand. "Oh nothing," she said passively. "I'm sure you meant to ogle at the blonde-haired man with the giant sword."

Palutena blushed. "S-so? He's got a certain...charm! Nothing wrong with that!"

"Uh-huh," Wii Fit Trainer continued to tease as she wrapped a towel around her neck. "Fair warning, they say men with large objects are compensating for smaller ones."

Palutena simply huffed and folded her arms beneath her buxom bosom. "Believe whatever you want," she said. "Regardless, this yoga does sound interesting enough. I would love to try it out a bit more!"

“Of course,” the trainer replied back with a firm nod. “It’ll be great exercise for one’s mind and flexibility, and I’m sure it’ll keep you from cramping up mid-battle.”

"THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!"

She knew why Wii Fit Trainer was making such commentary - it was the whole reason Palutena was interested in taking up yoga in the first place! She had been fighting Mewtwo in one of the Smash arenas when in the midst of her infamous pole-dancing taunt, she ended up with an annoying cramp in her back that caused her to eventually lose the match. That smug Pokemon never let her live that down, so Palutena was aiming to improve her flexibility so it wouldn’t happen again…or at least, not in such an embarrassing moment.

"So then! Where should we begin?" Palutena asked, clapping her hands together once more.

*ggggrrrrlllllggglllrrrrrmmmggglllrrrrrrlllll*

An enormous growl emanated in the small studio that they were situated in, drawing the girls' attention towards its source: Palutena's stomach. She laughed it off as she patted her well-toned tummy.

"Even thinking about Smashing is enough to get my stomach rumbling," she commented. "Maybe we could grab a quick bite to eat first."

Wii Fit Trainer simply rolled her eyes. "It's never a quick bite with you," she replied.

"What? Don't be silly!" Palutena waved a dismissive hand at her companion. "I only eat small amounts for my snacks!"

"It's hard to consider what you eat to be snacks," Wii Fit Trainer chuckled. "Amidst your routine breaks with breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, elevensies, lunch, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, pre-midnight snack, midnight snack, and comfort night snack."

Palutena raised a hand up in order to object, but quickly she found herself silenced by her own thoughts. Some might consider what her routine eating habits were at times to be a bit much, but it was all necessary. Being a goddess required a lot of sustenance at times, and fighting other powerful competitors in an ongoing Smash only increased her need for food. So what if she ended up dividing it up through most of the day! Into multiple intervals...with as many feasts as she could manage...

"Oh wow I do eat a lot..." Palutena murmured to herself.

"Sorry?" Wii Fit Trainer perked up as she hung her towel, now dampened by her sweat, onto a nearby rack.

"Nothing! I just wanted to know if you had a place in mind!" Palutena quickly said.

The trainer paused in thought. "Well there is supposed to be this new smoothie shop that opened up nearby," she suggested. "Perhaps we could try that out-"

"Done!"

In a moment's notice, Palutena had snapped her fingers and transported the duo just outside the smoothie shop in question: Mr. Smooth & Groove. The two looked up at the comedic logo of Mr. Game & Watch shaking up a smoothie blender. They looked at each other and laughed.

"You sure about this place? I don't know if we can trust our smoothies to someone from the 80s," Palutena asked. 

"It is new," Wii Fit Trainer replied. "Maybe he's got some help from the others."

"I wonder who?" Palutena wondered as she nudged open the door into the interior.

Despite the proprietor's natural inclination towards monochromatic colors, the shop itself was very bright and colorful, giving it a modern appearance. There were pictures of fruit spread out on the walls in various sizes and even some enlarged brand cups that were plastered alongside them. In the small area around them, there were a couple of other patrons already there - a pair of monkeys, one wearing a cap and a red shirt, the other a simple red tie with his initials on it. They were slurping up a yellow colored liquid from their cups, which could only be one possible flavor.

"Hello, Kongs!" Palutena greeted with a friendly and polite wave, to which the apes hollered back, with Donkey Kong beating against his chest too. Wii Fit Trainer simply smiled before turning her attention towards the counter and stifling a laugh.

"Welcome to Mr. Smooth & Groove, how can I help you...oh good..."

"And a good afternoon to you, King of Darkness."

Palutena turned her attention now to the register and let out a loud laugh. "Oh my, Ganondorf?!"

The red-haired demon king of Hyrule, garbed in his blackened armor and adorned now with a long white apron, his head covered in a baseball cap with the company logo on top, now stood before the two female Smashers, a stern scowl piercing past his square-lensed glasses. Not that it had the same effect with the outfit he currently donned. Palutena's laughter echoed throughout the small shop, much to Ganondorf's chagrin.

"Yes, yes, haha, King of Darkness reduced to cashier, laugh it up," he murmured as he turned his attention towards the register. "Now can I help you with anything?"

"Yeah, come on! Tell the story!!" Palutena said, leaning across the counter provocatively with a broad amused smile across her face as the Wii Fit Trainer perished the menu above. "What's got you down here working at Game & Watch's new pet project?"

Ganondorf sighed. "It was part of a wager," he explained begrudgingly. "If I won, I'd get him to help me in claiming the powers of the Triforce from Link and Zelda. His power in the second dimension would allow him to infiltrate Hyrule, take it over, and restore ME to PO-"

"Didn't they already beat that in that one title you starred in?" Palutena interrupted. "It was Link Between Worlds, right?"

"...yes..."

"And weren't you a pig man then?"

"Technically, yes, but that's supposed to be-"

"And weren't you employing some weird clown dude again to help out?"

"I had the princess of Lorule on my side!!"

"I thought you were taking over Hyrule."

Ganondorf fumed before taking a moment's pause to breathe deep and let out a nice sigh. "Point is, he'd help me take over Hyrule," he reiterated with a slight adjustment of his glasses. "As it were...I lost."

Palutena grinned. "You bet against the 9, didn't you?"

Ganondorf pursed his lips and frowned. "...yes..."

Palutena tut-tutted the demon king. "Shouldn't have bet against it," she scolded. "That's when he's able to get it."

"Can I take your order?" Ganondorf slowly and purposefully enunciated into the goddess' face.

"I'm thinking a chocolate peanut butter and banana smoothie, medium, with extra protein."

The two powerhouses looked over at Wii Fit Trainer as she made her order. Ganondorf took a moment before collecting himself, adjusting his glasses, and punching in her order on the register. "Almond milk is alright, yes?" he asked.

"That's fine, thank you."

"Would you like any extra fruit with that? Strawberries would go well with it."

"That's alright, I don't want to add on too much before working out."

Ganondorf shrugged and finished the transaction. "That'll be 36 coins."

Palutena raised an eyebrow. "Only 36 coins?" she asked as Wii Fit Trainer retrieved the change from pocket. "That's so cheap!"

"Can't argue with that, can we?" Ganondorf asked with a smile as he collected the change. Palutena smiled at the prospect. If what the Wii Fit Trainer ordered was only that much...

Ganondorf turned to the machine behind him and began by pouring in the almond milk into the blender. He sliced up the banana into pieces, depositing alongside a dollop of peanut butter and a chocolate bar with some ice into the mix. One cup full of powdered protein followed soon after, and then Ganondorf pressed the button to blendthe ingredients together. He turned back to the counter to find the ever excitable Palutena hopping on her toes.

"And what can I get you, Lady Palutena?" he asked with a sigh.

"I'll have all the Fruit Bonanza Bundle with all the fruits in an extra large size, with the Game & Watch special!"

*BBRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*

"Oh boy..."

Out from the back, a curious two-dimensional figure burst out, chiming a bell that rang out with an electrical 8-bit tone. It hobbled over to the bunch continuing to ring its bell before ceasing and holding up a small sign.

"Ooh! That was fun!" Palutena remarked with a clap of her hands.

"Maybe for people who don't hear it every day," Ganondorf muttered, quickly turning back to the register as Mr. Game & Watch turned and held up his hammer threateningly. He punched in the order before asking, "Would you like the yogurt option?"

"Absolutely!" Palutena chimed. "It sounds delightful!"

Ganondorf put in the order as Game & Watch gave a nice clacky applause. The curious figure then turned around and added the liquid yogurt into another blender before tossing in rainbow colored bits that sparkled like stars into the mix. Palutena watched on eagerly as Ganondorf prepared the fruits to blend, while Wii Fit Trainer simply shook her head. Game & Watch approached the register and pointed towards the register with a dinging sound.

"Oh, right!" Palutena reached behind her and pulled out her Smash wallet, much to the surprise of anyone looking at her. She opened it up, only for a small little moth to fly out from it. She nervously chuckled as she looked back towards Wii Fit Trainer.

"You don't mind...spotting me 51 coins?"

———

"Ahhhh, that hit the spot."

"It better have considering."

"Hey, I said I was sorry about the money!"

"Oh, no, I don't mind that. Really it's this pudgy thing you've got from drinking all of that."

Palutena looked down at Wii Fit Trainer's finger poking into her belly. So what if it stuck out a bit more after drinking that fruit-gasmic smoothie? And who cares that it managed to fill her up so easily with the extra Star Bits that she found out were the Game & Watch special? And what was to stop her from rubbing this belly of hers that now stuck out far enough to make it look like the planets nearby would start orbiting around it? It was a good smoothie! King of Darkness nothing, Ganondorf just knew how to make a divine smoothie!

"It was really good~" Palutena moaned blissfully as she recalled the myriad of flavors that mixed together into a smorgasbord of fruity embrace.

"I can imagine," Wii Fit Trainer replied, taking another modest sip of her smoothie. Whereas Palutena had greedily gulped hers down as quickly as possible...which was exceptional given her divine prowess, the trainer had maintained more control over her intake, taking gradual sips like the one she was taking now and letting it sit in her stomach for a bit before taking another. All things in moderation, that was her motto, her creed.

A creed that Palutena clearly did not share.

Wii Fit Trainer then stood up and moved over to the wall, stretching an arm above her head. "Well, nothing better after a meal but to get a good stretch," she said, grasping her arm and pulling it over to one side. She stood up straight again before grasping one of the rolled up mats on the wall and bringing it over back to the pudgy Palutena. 

"Perhaps you'd like to join me for that yoga now," she offered, holding out a mat. "Or are you unable to move around for so much?"

Palutena looked up with a frown. "Don't be silly, of course I'm still good for it!" she dismissed with a laugh, working to stand up from her seat. Wii Fit Trainer simply shook her head and offered a helping hand to Palutena, who begrudgingly accepted it and grabbed on. A moment later, she was on her feet.

"So where do we begin?" Palutena asked, patting down her robes.

The trainer looked down at Palutena's choice of wardrobe. Certainly it was becoming of a goddess to dress so extravagantly, and one of light would love to dress in the purest of white. There was certainly no way Wii Fit Trainer could criticize Palutena's outfit on any normal day...but...

"Are you sure you'll be alright in your dress?" Wii Fit Trainer asked. "Usually we wear more...fitness-oriented gear."

Palutena looked down and looked back up at Wii Fit Trainer again. "But I always work out in these!"

Wii Fit Trainer was about to object but decided to hold back. After all, she did have to consider how acrobatic Palutena could be. "...fair enough. Go ahead and take a mat."

Palutena smiled and walked over towards a particularly green mat. Wii Fit Trainer walked over to her own sky blue mat and sat down, folding her legs in front of herself and resting her hands on her knees, her palms facing upwards. She nodded to Palutena to indicate for her to do the same. The goddess nodded back and mirrored the trainer as best she could.

"This is our resting position," Wii Fit Trainer said. "It's where we'll start with getting into our peaceful calming mindset."

"Deep breaths?" Palutena asked.

"Deep breaths."

The two then closed their eyes and began to synchronize their breathing, taking long draws of air in and breathing it all out again. They sat on the mats in quiet silence, the only noise being the sound of their breathing.

*...ggrrrrrbbrrrrrllllll...*

...except for the slight gurglings of digestion.

Wii Fit Trainer opened an eye and looked over towards Palutena. She couldn't help but smile as the goddess looked down and gently rubbed her bloated belly. The trainer even cocked her head to the side as she observed Palutena massaging it gently.

"You alright?" she asked curiously.

Palutenan looked up and nodded. The Trainer breathed in another sigh. "Just remember, if you feel the need..."

"I don't have to fart," Palutena answered back, chuckling a little near the end of her sentence.

"I'm just saying, don't worry about it-"

"I don't! Honest!"

"It's okay, just let it out-"

"I don't! Have! To! Fart!"

"Alright, alright," Wii Fit Trainer remarked, holding up her hands defensively. "Let's just...breath and get back into the groove."

Palutena nodded and closed her eyes again. The two resumed their breathing pose for a few moments in quiet solace...

"Alright," Wii Fit Trainer breathed out, "let's move to a new position, the hero pose."

"Oh I know this one!" Palutena hopped up and held out a peace sign with her arm back, held out as though she was grasping something.

"That's just Pit's victory pose."

"Oh? Isn't that-"

"Not the hero pose."

Wii Fit Trainer then demonstrated the simplicity of the pose as she moved up from her sitting position to rest her glutes now on her feet, her hands moving back to her knees now on the ground. Palutena watched and then laughed as she saw the final result.

"Right, right," she said, quickly rearranging herself down into the same pose.

"From here, we'll spring up into the tree pose," Wii Fit Trainer explained, "maybe go into some warrior, a triangle pose, lunges, cat, cobra, bridge, downward-facing do-"

*GGGGRRRRUUULLLLLLRRRRRRRBBBLLLLLLLL*

A unearthly growl rumbled out of Palutena's stomach, once again grabbing the attention of the two women. Palutena frowned and poked at her bulge as Wii Fit Trainer raised an eyebrow of concern.

"What is with you belly?" Palutena asked babyishly. "Are you making a fussy-wussy over my fruity-woothie? Is that what this is? Is that what..."

Palutena quickly stopped herself as Wii Fit Trainer's lips moved to one side, almost working hard not to laugh.

"Are you...sure you're okay?" she pressed.

Palutena chuckled nervously. "Maybe...there are some...gut-quenching poses?"

Wii Fit Trainer smirked. "What happened to total control?" she asked amused.

Palutena puffed her cheeks up in annoyance. "I don't have to fart!" she retorted.

"You totally do."

"I don't! I don't, I don't, I don't, I-"

*ppllrrpptt!*

A short little burst of gas silenced Palutena's childish outburst. Her cheeks reddened as the dense jungly smell wafted up to her nose. She cringed as it swirled about her head like rotting sugarplums, much to the smug satisfaction of Wii Fit Trainer. She merely raised herself up onto her knees and-

*pplllllrrrrrbbbrrrrrrttt!*

A deep baritone wind blew from between her cavernous booty, breezing out of her tight yoga pants and warming her feet. She breathed in deeply, inhaling the enriched aroma of chocolate coating peanut butter covered chocolate...of a different more earthy variety.

"Mmm, that's good," she said.

“Ugh, geez! That reeks!!” Palutena whined, waving a hand in front of her face desperately as the smell floated by her. “Couldn’t you have held it in?”

“I could have, but it would have come out anyway,” Wii Fit Trainer replied plainly. Then she tilted her head to one side and asked, “How come you’ve got such a sour disposition to something so natural?”

“Because it’s disgusting!” Palutena gasped, holding a hand to her chest. “It’s crude, it smells awful at times, it can be comedic, but of a woman? It’s completely undignified!”

“Are you sure you’re not just saying that for yourself?” Wii Fit Trainer asked.

Palutena narrowed her eyes. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Well, you are a goddess, so I can understand that a being of such worship and devotion would rather hide such a side to her that would cause people to think she is anything less than godly,” Wii Fit Trainer answered back poignantly. Then she caught Palutena’s eye before muttering, “At least, so I’ve heard.”

“Well it’s not because I’m some goddess - I’m the Goddess of Light!” Palutena declared proudly. “No amount of flatulence is going to keep me from my title!”

“So you’re okay with farting?”

“Of course not! It’s-"

“Not becoming of your title, but you’d do it if you didn’t have it.”

“…I…suppose…”

The trainer chuckled lightly at Palutena’s skepticism. “Don’t worry, it’s not a trick question,” she said. “Tell you what, if you can relax and let your body do its thing in these sessions, you won’t have to worry about controlling it everywhere else as much. You’ll be able to release it all here without any inhibitions or judgments. And outside of this room, it’ll be our little secret. How about that?”

Palutena pondered the idea for a moment. She had heard from the trainer that yoga could relieve the gas within, and it had been building up a while. But if she could hold things in until these sessions? Pssh, piece of cake! She’d been practicing this for millennia in her world, there’s no way she wouldn’t be able to hold back otherwise. And at the very least, it might make her a little less weighty.

“Alright,” the green-haired goddess nodded. “Looks like you’ve got a deal.”

Wii Fit Trainer simply smiled and nodded back. “Alright, going from our current position, we’re going to rise up into the tree pose.”

For the first few minutes of their yoga posing, the girls were rather quiet, save for Wii Fit Trainer’s instructions and the rush of air going in and out of their nostrils. Occasionally, the trainer would walk over and help the goddess out with the poses, but for the most part she kept to her own mat and her own poses. Every now and again, one of them would let out a small airy puff, though Palutena still attempted to laugh off her own.

“Alright, now we’ll bend forward,” Wii Fit Trainer said, keeping her legs together and reaching down to the floor. “If you can’t bend to the floor, just rest your hands on your shins and bend at a forty-five degree angle.”

Palutena nodded and bent downwards, admiring the trainer’s flexibility. She had felt the gurgling in her stomach subside over time as they kept executing these various positions, and for a moment she could finally breathe in and let out a deep sigh of relaxed relief. Her mind had calmed, her muscles began to ease themselves, the tension she felt was drifting away…here, she didn’t need to be a goddess. She could just be…

*…bllrp…*

A small pop of a fart popped out of her buttocks, and she simply let it go. Wii Fit Trainer looked up from her position on the floor, her own rear end high above her head while her palms were pressed flat. She smiled as Palutena had closed her eyes. Finally, she had relaxed and learned to let go - the true essence of yoga.

*ppprrrrllrrrrpp*

The trainer faced the ground once more as she felt her own butt cheeks open up and let out a stuttering wind. She breathed in deeply, her head too far below to sniff away at her concoction, but her body was never more relaxed.

“And now we go to the triangle pose.”

Almost hypnotically, the two girls transitioned themselves in a synchronized fashion into spreading their legs apart and reaching over towards one foot, arching their backs to the sides and reaching upwards with their other arms. Anyone who would come in and have seen them would have wondered what sort of trickery allowed the two to perform their routine so well. But there was no one else here, no one intruding upon them…just the two girls inside the lone studio, performing yoga.

*bbrrrffrrrrtt*

*ppplllrrrmmmpp*

And letting loose their inner turmoil.

“Cat pose.”

The two moved to the floor and placed their hands and knees down, palms flat, their backs arched upwards.

*bbblllrrrffffllllrrrmmmpp*

*ppprrrrbbbblllrrrrrrmmppp*

“Extended puppy.”

They flattened themselves out, reaching far forward with their hands and straightened their backs to align with their arms in a perfect line, their knees still on the floor.

*bbbllllrrrppp-BBBLLRRRRRMMMPPPLLLRRRFFFRRRRTTTT!!*

*pppprrrrffflllrrrRRRRRRrrrrmmmmbbbrrrtt*

“Cobra, then bow.”

Now they moved to their stomachs before pushing their upper bodies up from the ground.

*bblllrrrfff-ssshhppplllllrrrrrrrfffrrrGGGRRRRRRMMMPPP!!*

*pppbbbllrrrmmmmmmffffrrrpp*

Then they reached back to grab their ankles while balancing on their sto-

*bbbllrrppllllFFFLLLRRRRCCKKLLLSSSHHPPPLLLLRRRRRRRFFF!!*

*pprrrmm…bblrrrp*

“And now…”

Wii Fit Trainer paused for a moment in her rhythm to cough out the odors spreading around her. She opened her eyes only to find a distinctly yellow fog had enveloped the room. She wasn’t sure what was happening at first, but breathing in the cloud surrounding her, it became evident that the two had already well-fumigated the room amidst their yoga posing. Palutena remained arched in her bow pose, a ripple in the back side of her dress and a billowing plumage of steam yellow gas an indicator as to one of the sources of the room’s current air quality.

*bbbllrrrrpppffffllllrrrrRRRRRRRRRRMMMMPPPLLLLBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTT!!*

“Wow.” Wii Fit Trainer muttered, having to admit that she didn’t think Palutena could be capable of emitting such a beastly sounding fart for the duration of twelve seconds. Then again, she was a goddess after all. She felt one last gas bubble inside herself descend, so she decided to commit to a pose that she figured would get rid of it.

“Alright, bridge.”

Once again flawlessly, the girls moved about in succession and rested their arms on the ground. Then they lifted up their lower bodies, keeping their shoulders on the ground and raising their buttocks off, the soles of their feet planted firmly beneath their angled legs.

*bbblllrrrcckkkssshhppprrrkkklll-BBBBRRRRCCKKLLLRRRFFFFLLLRRRRRRRPPPP!!*

A soupy mixture of bubbling mud seemed to pour out of Palutena’s ample buttocks, powdering the air even more and threatening to produce far more than just a mere gas cloud. The smell of rotting fruit intensified in the air, a hint of spoiled milk now flavoring the texture as though yogurt somewhere somehow had gone bad in a fridge and left out for weeks. Wii Fit Trainer coughed at the offending odor and focused on getting her own bubble out, though her positioning seemed to make it harder for the bubble to release. Instead, it opted to hang out in her intestines, now arched backwards away from her butt.

“Stubborn bubble,” she murmured. “Alright, let’s see how you handle downward-facing dog.”

She moved about to her stomach before pushing up her butt into the air, keeping her palms and soles on the ground and her body angled perfectly. It was a textbook case of downward-facing dog, and no doubt there would be folks jealous of her ability to perform it so well - then again, she’d been doing this for years. She breathed in and out and once more to relax herself as-

*pppllllrrrrrrrrrbbbblllrrrrrrrrrffffllllrrrrrrrmmmmpppptt…*

“Ohhhhh, that’s the spot…”

Wii Fit Trainer breathed another immense sigh of relief as her thirteen-second flapper rubbed against her yoga pants and massaged her cheeks as it came sputtering outwards. It richened the air with a hint of chocolate before fumigating a steamy nutty flavoring, much to the Trainer’s delight as she breathed in a welcome breath of fresher air…sort of.

“Alright then, I suppose that will do for now,” she said, turning to Palutena. “How about we…umm…Palutena?”

The goddess was already moving into position for her own downward-facing dog, almost perfectly replicating the position that Wii Fit Trainer had done. Needless to say, she was impressed that a first-time learner could do it so effectively!

*ppplllrrrrrbbbllllrrrrrrr-FFFLLLLRRRRRMMMBBBLLLLAAAAARRRRRRPPPPLLLL-*

Sadly, that was not the only thing to come out from Palutena’s new position. With its angle now in the proper alignment with her body, her gas rushed out through her rectum and began pumping out a new wave of toxic gas. The dark yellow tinge of cloud pushed against the staling stench in the air, forcing it into the corners as it threatened to dominate the room with its own brand of mildewy sour milk odor. Wii Fit Trainer quickly grasped her nose as her friend’s butt cheeks continued to fumigate the air - only with something much worse.

*-LLLLBBBBLLLRRRRRRSSSPPPLLRRRRCCKKKLLFFFFRRRRRRRRRMMMMPPPTTTT!!!*

While it had only lasted a little over half a minute, the changing color of the cloud and the greater farm-like smell showed signs of trouble brewing on a much larger scale. The trainer’s eyes opened wide, only to be quickly shut again by the burning heat that came from this brown air. She looked back to Palutena, whose eyes remained closed but whose lips were turned in a sour frown. Had she noticed that she was the cause of the stench, or was she actually still troubled by more?

*GGGGLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRGGGLLLLLEEEEE*

A deep rumbling growl reminiscent of Bowser on a bad day shocked the Wii Fit Trainer as she immediately saw that it was Palutena’s own bowels that had made the noise. She was familiar with the distinctly bassy gurgling but on a much different scale; sometimes it would occur with her after one of her workout sessions or in the event that she had had something bad to eat. Whatever the case, it was something that would not end well.

“Palutena, hey!” she said, working to get her friend’s attention. “Quick, wake up!”

“Mmmm, no good…” Palutena murmured. “I must protect Skyland…”

“Protect…oh geez…” The trainer lifted up an eyelid on the goddess and saw what she had feared, the glazed over look of someone who had gone into a state of limbo. Some would say hypnotism, others a dull sleep, but Wii Fit Trainer knew that whatever the case, Palutena wasn’t waking up from this until what was done was done.

*BBBBLLLLOOORRRRRRFFFFFFRRRRRMMMMPPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!*

…and it didn’t sound like it was getting done any time soon.

“Alright, Palutena, I’m gonna help you,” Wii Fit Trainer said, struggling to catch her breath in the ever-suffocating stench. “I need you to lie down on your back.”

“Mmm…”

Palutena’s muted response still allowed her to move over towards her back, her butt now silently pushing out a steady stream of gas to put the Wario Waft to shame. Still she ended up on her back on the mat, with Wii Fit Trainer next to her.

“Alright, now reach out with your arms,” the Trainer instructed.

*…ppppllllllllrrrrrrrrbbbbbbllllllrrrrrrrrrmmmmm-*

The sound of a revving engine ready to roll threatened Wii Fit Trainer as Palutena stretched her arms out in front of her.

“Okay, now bend your left leg.”

*-mmmmbbbrrrrrrRRRRRRMMMMMPPPLLLLRRRRRRRRBBBBBRRRRRRRRRR-*

The sound only grew louder, the winds more powerful, the fetid odor more intense as Palutena brought her leg up.

“Grasp your leg.”

*-RRRRRRFFFFFFLLLLRRRRRRRGGGGRRRRRR-*

“And when I say so, you pull back as far as you can.”

“Mmm…wind…release…”

*-RRRRRRRGGGGLLLLRRRRRFFFFRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMBBBBRRRRRRR-*

“AND…*koff, koff*…RELEASE!!”

And then Palutena pulled her leg back.

*-RRRRRRRRRMMMMBBBBBRRRRRRGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR-*

Her winds boomed out of her and smashed against the walls of the studio, creating a deafening thunder that rattled the small space. Wii Fit Trainer had to choose to either cover her ears to protect them from the booming sound or her mouth from the odiferous pollution now flowing freely through the air from Palutena’s ass. Palutena had bitten her lip, her cheeks flushing with red as she continued to pour out the heated winds of her deafening humiliation.

*-RRRRRRRGGGGLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFRRRRRUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPLLLLOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR-*

The cacophony pounded against the walls, growing in intensity until finally the wall opposite of Palutena’s cataclysmic cheeks broke apart as though a Smart Bomb explosion was pounding against it, shredding bits of wood, brick, and mortar and gradually increasing the size of the hole that fired on against it. Wii Fit Trainer would have no doubt been wide-eyed with shock and alarm if she could even see the damage being done past the thickening brown cloud of smog in front of her. 

*-RRRRRRRGGGGLLLLRRRRRRMMMMMMMBBBBBRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMFFFFLLLLLRRRRRPPPPPLLLLUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMBBBBLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRRR-*

And still Palutena roared on, challenging the likes of Giga-Bowser and causing more damage than Kirby to a Thanksgiving feast. She finally let loose a wild cry from her lips as relief soared across her body, causing her to tremble in the wake of her release. Wii Fit Trainer took one last deep breath in before finally she couldn’t see anything more - her vision darkened, and she blacked out, collapsing onto the ground. And yet Palutena kept going.

She didn’t stop until she was done a few minutes later. Those few minutes though felt like an eternity, with the entirety of the Smash Mansion trembling in its wake. The other residents looked around puzzled at first by the thunderous call of the wild before the floors began to shake beneath them, the walls rattling around them, and the ceilings tremble above them. The sizable quake caused a few of them to panic, and they all made their way out and tried to get to safer ground before finally they were far enough away to observe the mansion’s rumblings subside.

Some are still not sure what happened that day. A few claimed to see the ground split open in two, while others believed that the skies had opened up and rained down thunder asunder. What really happened though was a half-hour after those apocalyptic precursors, there was a distinct yelp that echoed throughout the town, a yelp that left some queasy and others embarrassed. But more importantly - perhaps even most importantly of all - it left everyone…worried.

Worried of who was going to pick up the pieces.

After Palutena had declared, “I still have to poop!!”